THE ORIGINAL
The Signature Squeaker
For sophisticated pups who demand a ball with main-character energy.
ONE DOG. ONE INTERNET. NO CHILL.
ACE.LEES.
THE MAN. THE MYTH.
THE GOOD BOY.
Part-time lake enthusiast. Full-time heart thief. Founder, CEO, and chief squeak officer of absolutely nothing.
VERY IMPORTANT PUP
OFFICIALLY
100%
GOOD BOY
100%
GOOD BOY
01 / THE ORIGIN STORY
NOT JUST
A DOG.
AN ICON.
AS SEEN ON THE COUCH™
Some dogs chase greatness. Ace chases tennis balls. Somehow, the result is the same. He's got the curls, the confidence, and the face of a dog who knows the entire room belongs to him.
14/10Good boy rating
(independently self-assessed)
(independently self-assessed)
∞Belly rubs
required
required
0Regrets about
being this cute
being this cute
CEOChief Everything
Officer
Officer
02 / INTRODUCING THE EMPIRE
THE BALL
IS HIS.
Welcome to ACE!SESSORIES. High-performance, low-stakes accessories for a dog with very expensive taste in free things.
THE DUO
The Backup Plan
Because one ball has never, ever been enough.
THE DREAM
The Ball Monopoly
For when "who's a good boy?" becomes an entire business model.
Concept merch. Not available for purchase. Ace is currently negotiating his royalty agreement (in treats).
03 / EXCLUSIVE PAPARAZZI ACCESS
THE
PAWTFOLIO.
Never-before-seen evidence of a very photogenic lifestyle. The camera loves Ace. Ace loves being Ace.
04 / THE MOST EXCLUSIVE CLUB ON EARTH
BOOP
THE
SNOOT.
No membership fees. No paperwork. Just a very boopable nose and an entirely unnecessary internet counter. Go on. You know you want to.
OFFICIAL FAN CLUB MOTTO: MORE TREATS. LESS MEETINGS.
HE'S WAITING...
0 VIRTUAL BOOPS DELIVERED